A terrified man was rushed to hospital after injecting a Viagra like drug into his penis.
A 31-year-old man, who wanted to remain anonymous, shared his unusual story on the social media site Reddit, where he gave the details of how his penis nearly exploded after ‘Viagra’ injection. Despite all the horrors he experienced, including blood drainage from his manhood the man, known as SoreCock, is not going to stop his experiments with drugs!
Blood pumped from the man’s penis
He wrote: “Just got back from the emergency room. What a night. Some background: my wife (27) and I (31) have recently gotten into swinging. It’s been a wild and crazy summer for sure, with enough sexual escapades for a lifetime. She especially has been having a blast, since I’m the only man she’s ever even kissed.
I got a little greedy. I saw a urologist and told him I had erectile dysfunction. He prescribed various pills. But none of them had the desired effect. So the next step was injections straight into the side of the penis. I called it Viagra in the post title, but actually it’s called TriMix. Same effect though. I initially balked at the idea but then changed my mind.
And that’s where things got dicey. I started pouring cold water over it. Nothing. I took four Sudafed pills (as suggested online when you get an out-of-control erection). Nothing. I started exercising major muscle groups, doing endless sets of push-ups, pull-ups, squats, etc. Nothing. Three hours in, it was starting to really hurt…and I was starting to panic.
Knowing that the medication came with a warning that prolonged erections lasting longer than four hours require emergency medical attention, I rushed to the ER. Telling the elderly Hispanic woman in triage what happened wasn’t fun. I was writhing in pain at this point, and…was so sensitive and painful, I could not walk and required a wheelchair.
Yes, I was awkwardly covering up my erection the entire time. Eventually I got wheeled into a room. I got two full doses of morphine before I calmed down a bit. Fouty minutes later, a team of doctors and nurses came in.
The resident doctor was a young, cute Indian woman who – unlike the others in the room who tried very hard to act serious – read me and the situation better and made it pretty clear that she thought this was all pretty hilarious and cheered me up immediately, by turns making fun of me and being very vaguely flirtatious.
Eventually they got a butterfly needle and proceeded to extract a STUPENDOUS amount of blood…as the doctors took turns squeezing. Needless to say, I’ll be doing this again, starting at a third of the first dosage.”
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